Штирлиц и загадка озера: юмор и тайны в одном анекдоте

Штирлиц сидел у озера, задумавшись о важной миссии. Вдруг к нему подошёл мистерфорд, который всегда увлечён заплывами в озере.

- Штирлиц, а вы знаете, что рыба мечтает стать агентом?
- Нет, мистерфорд, я думал, что она просто ищет прикрытие для своих секретов.

В этот момент в воде всплеск — и вышла картина огромного подводного штаба.
— Вот она, настоящая тайна — подводный мир!

Штирлиц улыбнулся, ведь даже в самом спокойном озере можно найти загадку. 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